I’m not sure if the OnionChronicles is still doing stuff, but Greg’s video “Truly Beautiful Women” makes me want to punt a kitten. Yeah yeah, you thought I was done with this pain of a clusterfuck a long time ago. I thought so too, but nope. Shit happens.
Things I Learned from “Truly Beautiful Women”:
- Supermodels have eating disorders
- Men don’t have insecurities
- Women need to store nutrients for two people…even if they aren’t pregnant or don’t plan on it I guess
- Gays are only around to make the world fabulous (Another flawless jab at the gay community since Greg said “you’ve clearly never met a gay man before” in response to a ‘bitch’ comment some time ago)
- Men are only attracted to women to reproduce (not personality or looks or shit like that)
- Health is the only thing that matters (everyone knows technology or medical advancements don’t mean shit or anything)
- Greg is a master manipulator
